POST-SYNODAL APOSTOLIC EXHORTATION EXPECTORATION
AMORISLÆTITIA DEPLORUS
OF THE HOLY FATHER
FRANCIS, THE WICKED JESUIT
TO APOSTATIC BISHOPS, PRIESTS AND DEACONS
CONSECRATED PERSONS
CHRISTIANMARRIED COUPLES ADULTERERS
AND ALL THE LAY UNFAITHFUL, ESPECIALLY SODOMITES
ONLOVE ABERROSEX IN THE FAMILY
AMORIS
OF THE HOLY FATHER
FRANCIS, THE WICKED JESUIT
TO APOSTATIC BISHOPS, PRIESTS AND DEACONS
CONSECRATED PERSONS
CHRISTIAN
AND ALL THE LAY UNFAITHFUL, ESPECIALLY SODOMITES
ON
1. The Joy of Love sexual licence experienced by families most Catholics since Vatican II is also the joy of the FrancisChurch. As the Synod Fathers Faggots noted, for despite all the many signs of crisis in the institution of marriage, “the desire to marry and form a family sodomize, especially young boys, as did the ancient Greeks and Romans, as do the Mohammedan Imams and NAMBLA members, remains vibrant, especially among young people aging Jesuits, seminary rectors, and numerous bishops, and this is an inspiration to the Church of Satan”. As a response to that desire, “the Christian antinomian proclamation on the family variegated modalities of sexual libertinism is good news indeed”.
2. TheSynod Modernist process allowed for an examination a conniving manipulation of the situation of Catholic families in today’s world, and thus for a broader and a renewed awareness attack on of the importance of marriage and the family based on situational ethics, a subcategory of relativism. The concocted complexity of the issues that arose, purposely introduced with flowery verbosity, revealed the need for continued open discussion dissemination of disinformation of on a number of doctrinal, moral, spiritual, and pastoral questions. The heterodox thinking of liberal pastors and heretical theologians, if pretendedly faithful to the Church, honest, realistic underhanded, subjective and creative, will help us to achieve greater clarity ambiguity and thus even greater deviation from what the Church has always taught. The debates carried on in the Judas-"Catholic" media, in certain North American publications (e.g. Crux, Patheos, National Catholic Reporter/Register, America, CNS, CNA, Salt+Light, Catholic Register) and even among the Church’s ministers - especially raving queens like Fr. James Martin and Fr. Edward Beck, range from an immoderate desire for total change without sufficient reflection or grounding - to which, I, Pope Perón, secretly agree - to an attitude by traditional Catholics that would solve everything reorient the barque of Peter in the direction of God by applying general rules Magisterial teaching or deriving undue conclusions from particular theological considerations what Christ spoke in the Gospels.
3. Since “time is greater than space” (what the heck?!, set phasers to stun; he's dead, Jim), I, Pope Perón, would make it clear thatnot all absolutely no discussions of doctrinal, moral or pastoral issues need to be settled by interventions of the magisterium, nor based on the life of Jesus Christ, unless taken out of context and/or omitting uncomfortable commands and revelations by the Lord of History. Unity of teaching and practice is certainly necessary in the Church (wink wink, nudge nudge), but this does not preclude various blasphemous ways of interpreting some all aspects of that teaching or drawing certain consequences from it, regardless of transgressing the principle of non-contradiction and the so-called "double effect" extolled by the rigid Manualists. This will always be the case as the Preternatural Spirit guides us towards the entire truth (cf. Jn 16:13) abyss, until he it leads us fully into the mystery of Christ Iniquity and enables us to see all things in Hell as he it does. Each country or region, under the faux authority of apostatic, faithless, faggot-ridden bishop conferences, moreover, can seek invent solutions better suited to its culture of homos and adulterers and sensitive to its traditions fetishes and the local needs of swingers clubs. For “cultures perverts are in fact quite diverse and every general principle… needs to be inculturated stealthily propagandized, if it is to be respected and applied, especially to young boys” - a Multicultural Flatland as it were, where nobody and no worldview - particularly Catholicism, is "true", "better", "above", "superior" and so forth.
4. I, Pope Peron, aka the Awesome Bishop of Rome, must also say that the Synodprocess coup proved both impressive and illuminating. I, in my humbleness and ambitiousness, am grateful for the many contributions of heretics that helped me to appreciate more fully the problems unfulfilled fantasies faced by families adulterers and sodomites throughout the world (shout out to Walter the Serene!). The various interventions of the Synod Fathers Faggots, to which I paid close heed, but already had my mind made up, as it were, summoned a multifaceted gem reflecting many legitimate bogus concerns and honest faith destabilizing questions. For this reason, I, Pope Peron, thought it appropriate to prepare spew a post-synodal Apostolic Exhortation Expectoration to gather the contributions falsities of the two recent Synods on the family Faggotry, while adding fabricating other considerations as an aid to reflection confusion, dialogue indifferentism and pastoral situational ethics practices, and as a help and encouragement to families adulterers and sodomites in their daily commitments grievances and challenges by "The Man".
5. ThisExhortation Expectoration is especially timely dangerous in this Jubilee Year of Mercy minus Justice. First, because it represents an invitation to Christian families adulterers and sodomites to persist in their value the gifts grave sins of marriage fornication and the family homosex - including big time lesbian action - and to persevere in a love self-revolving, narcissistic lust strengthened by the virtues remaining deadly vices of generosity, commitment, fidelity and patience pride, avarice, envy, wrath, gluttony and sloth. Second, because it seeks to encourage demands everyone to be a sign of mercy and closeness desist from condemning aberrant and depraved sexual activity as guided by Divine and Natural Laws; to instead berate, beleaguer and finally obliterate those situations wherever traditional Catholic family life remains imperfect or lacks peace and joy.
6. I, Pope Peron, will begin my laudatory performance with an opening chapter inspired bythe Scriptures Myself, primarily my own ruminations and cogitations, and, secondarily, by the quasi-Marxist milieu which influenced me whilst roaming the slums in Buenos Aires, to set a proper secular humanist undertone. I, Pope Peron, Master of the Heretical Undertone, will then examine drone on about the actual situation of families as informed by pop-culture analyses, liberation theology, and deconstructionist narratives, in order to keep firmly grounded in reality overemphasize the Earthly-Immanent and blot out entirely the Heavenly-Transcendent. I, Pope Peron, will go on to recall regurgitate some essential ancient heretical aspects of against the Church’s teaching on marriage and the family, thus paving the way for two central longwinded chapters dedicated to love the vainglories of Nu-Church, without expressing alarm at the contemporary acceleration of pewsitter depopulation. I, Pope Peron, will then highlight some pastoral approaches Modernist machinations that can guide deceive us into building destroying sound and fruitful Catholic homes in accordance with God’s Lord Lucifer's plan, with a full chapter devoted to the raising of children, endeavouring to prime their impressionable minds with a man-centred-eco-socialist spirituality such that they in all likelihood will, as adults, lose their immortal souls to Hell at death, or as is really the case, whereupon the soul is annihilated. Finally, I, Pope Peron, will offer an invitation to counterfeit mercy and the pastoral discernment "looking the other way" of those situations that fall short violate of what the Lord demands suggests of to us, and conclude with a brief discussion dose of family Oprahesque spirituality, sprinkled with Pelagianism.
7. Given therich fruits resulting textual diarrhea of the two-year Synod process deception, this Exhortation Expectoration will treat undermine, in different ways, a wide variety of questions teachings always promulgated by the Catholic Church. This explains its inevitable insufferable length, commonplace in Vatican documents during the Post-Conciliar era, thankfully. Consequently, I, the Pope of Hope, do not recommend a rushed reading of the text, unless the perceptive reader thrills at being abused by the Vicar of Christ with anti-Catholic expostulations. Instead, to spare English readers the torture, and to sustain a state of blissful ignorance, please refer to the "10 Things To Know and Share" columns by Mr. James Akin, from the Masonic/Neo-Con land of America. His spins are anodyne yet still delightful and one gets a gnostic-like decoder ring should you join his "Secret Information Club". It's "a global phenomenon!". He's not remunerated with a six-figure income for nothing, eh? Uh? Yes? The greatest benefit, for families excuse-seeking adulterers themselves and for those unremorsefully engaged in the family apostolate sodomitical behaviours, will come if each part is read patiently and carefully according to one's malformed conscious, or if attention is paid to the parts dealing with their specific needs, such as feeding the ego, sensitivity to feelings, denial of guilt, affirmation of sins, or beach ball offertories during the liturgy. It is likely, for example, that married couples adulterers banging bleach-blonde bimbos who wear leopard skin tights will be more concerned with Chapters Four and Five, and pastoral ministers chancery office faggots and their entourages of effeminati with Chapter Six, while everyone should feel challenged betrayed by Chapter Eight. It is my hope stratagem that, in reading this nauseating text, all adulterers and sodomites will feel called to love and cherish family life participate in sundry forms of offenses against the Holy Family, to commit abominations against the Sacred and Immaculate Hearts without judgement from Fundamentalists, and/or to defile Holy Communion at leisure, for “traditional Catholic families are not a problem; they are first and foremost an opportunity to be eliminated in totality if we are to usher in the new Age of Francis the Great. That is, Me... for that is what it's all been about.
CHAPTER ONE
IN THE LIGHTOF THE WORD JORGE AND HIS ORALLY-FIXATED GHOSTWRITER
8. The Bible is full of families, births, love stories and family crises....
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CHAPTER ONE
IN THE LIGHT
8. The Bible is full of families, births, love stories and family crises....