MSS / No. 8

This 12th century English rendering of Hell (see below) did not strike Mr. Scampers as anything anomalous upon first observation. But then, utilizing my Super Scampers Senses, I zoomed in and took a closer look at the facial semblances in the depiction - and I was totally astonished with my variegated discoveries. It was as if this painter, nearly 1000 years ago, had some sort of prophetic insight on the final destination for infamous human souls in the following centuries. See denoted inset image and close-up views below.

1. Percy Shelley (1792-1822): Buffoon from a privileged family of radical intellectuals. Overrated Romantic poet, lazy and irresponsible. Precursor to the inauthentic, hedonistic rock stars and celebrities of today.

2. Karl Marx (1818-1883): Principal theoretician for the modern plague of Communism. What's he doing with that goofy looking helmet?

3. Benito Mussolini (1883-1945): Italian dictator during World War II. Thug and left wing nut job.

4. Fr. Robert Drinan (1920-2007): Apostate priest responsible for convincing the Kennedy clan that it is acceptable to be pro-abortion and Catholic. Recall, however, that Fr. Andrew Greeley and Drinan look quite alike. Considering Greeley's cornball novels and support for Obama, I guess we'll have to wait and see.

5. Mr. Scampers: Goodness gracious... that looks like me!

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MSS / No. 8

MSS / No. 7

Even though there are variations, do you nevertheless still notice that atheists always have "that look"? I do. It must be excruciatingly depressing to be an atheist. Why? Because everyday is like a countdown to nothingness. Visual evidence for the aforementioned provided below.

George Bernard Shaw: The "homely Fabianist emaciated vegetarian G.K. Chesterton destroyed me" look.

Bertrand Russell: The "Principia Mathematica is a load of freely associative symbolic crap" look.

John Lennon: The "drugged-out circus clown just emergent from the immoral morass of a hippy convention" look.

Frank Zappa: The "megamaniacal polymorphic eroticist destroyed my children's lives by giving them bizarre names" look.

Madalyn Murray O'Hair: The "won court case to remove prayer from schools and then got murdered by a fellow nihilist" look.

Carl Sagan: The "secretly misanthropic and needful escape to galaxial expanses because I can't face reality with hair like this" look.

Kurt Vonnegut: The "another 'misunderstood artist' nobody except obscure leftist academics read my depressing books" look.

George Carlin: The "won international acclaim for popularizing a poetic sequence of profanities and that's about it" look.

Penn Jillette: The "feigned happiness antinomian backslapping I can't believe I'm getting paid to do this libertarian bullshit" look.

Dave Kong: The "I am so empty inside and crave attention so much that I got this ridiculous California coif" look.

James Randi: The "unamazing wasting my life in litigation against obvious charlatans incorrectly assuming that it proves skepticism" look.

Woody Allen: The "celebrity tools think that I am a genius but I am really a neurotic pedophile pervert" look.

Richard Dawkins: The "not an innovator in science so I will popularize Darwinism and make it into a religion" look.

Christopher Hitchens: The "I hate myself booze and cigarettes Fr. George Rutler made a buffoon of me" look.

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MSS / No. 7

MSS / No. 6

What the... You gotta be kidding me. Buddy, time to get a life.

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MSS / No. 6

MSS / No. 5

Like a dog, he returns to his vomit.

TH2 issues no disclaimer here as he is in total and absolute agreement with the aforementioned condemnation.

Recall the response of Fr. George Rutler upon the formal announcement of the abomination that was today committed against God: "This is a highly cynical act, contemptuous of the Church’s prophetic voice in civil society and wagering that there will be no retribution. If a midwestern school seeks attention by granting Mr. Obama an honorary doctorate in law, the next logical step would be to grant Judas Iscariot posthumously an honorary doctorate in business administration."

Let TH2 be very clear: The Holy Angels in Heaven are now at the Throne of God crying out for justice. The malicious event that occurred today at Notre Dame University - to which John Jenkins, its academic faculty, its administration, and the majority of its students were complicit - was not so much an affront to Jesus Christ as it was a malicious broadside against the Most Blessed Virgin Mary - Our Lady, Notre Dame.

TH2 has a presentiment - and it is this: Time's up. Divine retribution is immanent.

MSS / No. 5

MSS / No. 4

Hey, Marty Haugen — Your homely 1970s cheezeball hippy crap musical abominations have decimated the liturgy. May a diarrhetic yak expectorate onto your person, you pitiable vulgarian, and take that acoustic guitar and stick it up your babybooming ass.

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MSS / No. 4