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VERSUS 
ITEM: On the death of Ted Kennedy (radical advocate and perpetuator of abortion), Chris Matthews thrillingly said on his MSNBC program: "Barack Is Now the Last (Kennedy) Brother".
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[SCENE: Metropolitan Park. Weekday morning. Weather sunny and clear.]
[SITUATION: TH2 sitting on park bench, waiting for you know who. Time passes. His Scampersness arrives.]
TH2: You're always late for appointments.
MR. SCAMPERS: Relax.
TH2: Did ya hear the news? Ted Kennedy is dead.
MR. SCAMPERS: Yup. He's dead.
TH2: He's dead.
MR. SCAMPERS: He's dead.
TH2: He's dead.
MR. SCAMPERS: He sure is dead.
TH2: I think he's dead.
MR. SCAMPERS: Indeed, the evidence shows that he is dead.
TH2: Hell? Purgatory?
MR. SCAMPERS: [silence]
TH2: Remember that meeting in Maine in the mid-1960s? That the Kennedy's had with those apostate priest/theologians?
MR. SCAMPERS: I sure do.
TH2: They convinced the Kennedy clan that it is acceptable to be pro-abortion and Catholic at the same time.
MR. SCAMPERS: Yes. Their names were: Robert Drinan, Richard McCormick, Joseph Fuchs, Giles Milhaven, Charles Curran and Albert Jonsen.
TH2: Explains alot, doesn't it?
MR. SCAMPERS: It sure does, you pathetic excuse for a blogger.
TH2: What ever became of Fr. Robert Drinan?
MR. SCAMPERS: He's dead.
TH2: Richard McCormick ?
MR. SCAMPERS: He's dead.
TH2: Joseph Fuchs?
MR. SCAMPERS: He's dead too.
TH2: The others? Milhaven... Curran... Jonsen?
MR. SCAMPERS: They're getting on in years... old men... they'll soon be dead.
TH2: You're a mean guy, Mr. Scampers... you are one mean dude.
MR. SCAMPERS: Ya, say that to the millions of children slaughtered in the womb on account of that Kennedy kook. Oh! Did I forget to mention Mary Jo?
TH2: [silence]
MR. SCAMPERS: Don't bother me, I have a headache.
TH2: Judging by the size of that head, it's gotta be one big monster headache.
MR. SCAMPERS: Such rapier wit! I thought we came here to discuss Jackass Number 3, Chris Matthews.
TH2: Uh huh. We did. Heard what he said about the Kennedy-Obama relation?
MR. SCAMPERS: Ya. He's still got a woody for that Marxist creep.
TH2: To be sure, my good man. A thriller. Anyway, you got anything in the works for the Catholic peoples?
MR. SCAMPERS: Yes, I do, TH2. I'm thinking... "Graphical Fun with Luther".
TH2: Sounds interesting...
[SITUATION: Mr. Scampers immediately get's up. Says nothing. Walks away into distance. It starts to rain... A day without Mr. Scampers is like a day without sunshine.]
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