18 May 2009

MR. SCAMPERS' CATALOGUE OF VOCIFERATIONS


For your consideration, TH2 would like to introduce the reader to his partner in blogging, a mischievous fellow who goes by the name of Mr. Scampers. He is an orthodox Roman Catholic with a big time attitude problem. Accordingly, he is blunt, hardheaded, insensitive, hilarious, enlightening, astonishing, unpleasant, offensive and sometimes rude. He vehemently despises all things liberal and left wing, and has an especial contempt for heterodox priests and nuns. Mr. Scampers takes the following as his motto: "Hey Satan: Up yours". Not exactly standard issue, to be sure. Nonetheless, given his lack of time to operate his own blog, including his rather unusual character, TH2 has conceded to post his multifarious vociferations on the condition that a disclaimer be concomitantly issued at the discretion of TH2.

-------------------------LINKS TO POSTS = bolded red text

-------------------------Enjoy.


--ID---------ISSUANCE DATE--------PERSON(S)/ISSUE CASTIGATED, CRITICIZED OR COMMENTED UPON
MSS #1------22 February 2009------Hellbound Talk Show Muffin?
MSS #2------5 March 2009-----------Modern Chroniclers, Thespians, Minstrels and Court Jesters
MSS #3------18 April 2009-----------Unrivalled Theatrical Genius
MSS #4------16 May 2009------------Musicalis Vulgaris
MSS #5------17 May 2009------------Canis Lupus Vomitus
MSS #6
------18 May 2009------------Paranormal Pastische
MSS #7
------19 May 2009------------Atheists got "that look"
MSS #8
------24 May 2009------------Amazing Discovery in Ancient Painting of Hell
MSS #9------3 June 2009-------------Ecumenical Christmas Cheer
MSS #10
-----11 June 2009-----------Origins of the Modern Abomination called "Liturgical Dancing"
MSS #11-----14 July 2009------------Gallery of Goofy Nuns OR The Unparalleled Adventures of Six Habitless Hussies
MSS #12-----15 August 2009--------Gallery of Goofy Nuns Part Deux: Fabulous Fashionistas
MSS #13-----12 October 2009 ------Thank You For Being A Friend: A Film by Mr. Scampers [video]
MSS #14-----20 October 2009-------Jump
MSS #15-----20 November 2009-----Global Heretical News Aggregator
MSS #16-----16 January 2010-------How To Annoy Liberals: The Direct Approach / Life of the Party [video]
MSS #17-----9 April 2010------------Celebrity Tools Ruminate on Religion [video]
MSS #18-----11 May 2010 -----------ATTENTION: Humanity [video]
MSS *19-----15 July 2010------------Vatican Video Dispatch [video]




ANTINOMIAN JACKASS OF THE WEEK



Antinomian
n [ML antinomius, fr. L anti- + Gk nomos law ] 1: one who holds that under the gospel dispensation of grace the moral law is of no use or obligation because faith alone is necessary to salvation, 2: one who rejects a socially established morality, 3: one who rejects the laws, morals or ethics of religious authorities, 4: one who opposes or denies the fixed meaning or universal applicability of moral law, 5: a libertine, debauched and unrestrained by moral law or convention. Jackass n 1: a male ass (of the family equus asinus); also: DONKEY, 2: a stupid or foolish person, 3: an inappropriately rude or obnoxious person; 4: an incompetent buffoon. Week n [ME weke, fr. OE wicu, wuca; akin to OHG wehha week, L vicus change, alternation, OE wir, wire - more at WIRE] 1: one of a series of seven-day cycles, 2: any seven consecutive days, 3: a time seven days before or after a specified day.



LINKS TO POSTS = bolded red text

----ID-----------ISSUANCE DATE-------FOR THE WEEK OF...------JACKASS /AFFILIATION
AJOTW #1------
6 June 2009------------1 to 7 June 2009----------Guy Cimbalo / Writer for Playboy Online
AJOTW #2------
14 June 2009-----------8 to 14 June 2009--------David Letterman / TV Show Host & Court Jester
AJOTW #3------
27 August 2009--------24 to 30 August 2009-----Chris Matthews / Political Pundit & Thrill Seeker

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